It didn't take my very long to realize that things were going wrong.
  The reason why we did not stay: you shook my hand and laughed when I turned away.
  Lying to be cool,
  Thinking that you've got my fooled,
  Festering bowl of drool.
  It didin't take my very long to realize that things were going wrong.
  I need to find a different place, not the same old makeup on the same old face.
  Oppressed and defiled,
  Making money when you smile,
  Festering acne pile.
  
  There once was a girl from Wheeling,
  Who claimed to lack sexual feeling,
  Until a cynic named Boris
  Just touched her clitoris,
  And she had to be scraped from the ceiling. Baby.
  
  There once was a man from DeVizes,
  Whose balls were different sizes.
  The one that was small
  Was no use at all,
  But the large won several prizes. Baby. Oh.
  
  Walking down the street, I found the awnsers to my questions,
  Another stab in the back; If everything succeds or fails,
  You fail miserably, but you're good for the economy,
  Just pull out daddy's Diner's Club and he can take the car out to the back,
  And you can put it in the trunk.
  You hung around with me, I bet you won't do that again,
  You think you are too holy and living in the Vatican.
  Your daddy's in the can, because of all his drinkiní,
  And now your mommy's happy 'cos she gets to drive his Lincoln.
  And you have nothing to complain about, either,
  'Cos you've got a new pair of shoes...
  You've got a new pair of shoes...(x12)