I met my baby on the east coast
   Knew right away that she would love me the most
   Moved out to new york to try to be her man
   But then she left me for some guy from iran
   I was stranded
   I was stranded
   Yeah, lost, alone, and empty-handed
   I was
   My heart was aching and my head felt ill
   Went to the doctor and he gave me some pills
   I took them all to accellerate my buzz
   And when I woke up, didn't know where I was
   I was stranded
   I was stranded
   Yeah, I'm not quite sure where I landed
   I was
   Somehow I ended up in central part east
   Opened my eyes up when I heard the police
   I saw a pretty girl, but she had a gun
   She stole my wallet and continued to run
   I was stranded
   I was stranded
   Yeah, lost, alone, and empty-handed
   I was
   I was stranded
   I was stranded
   Yes I guess I should be reprimanded
   OH NO