Check it out here comes Eugene
   with a hash smile on his face
   He rolls around in his blue jeans
   with a tooth brush in his guitar case
   When I go with him,
   then I don't know where I'm going.
   Check it out here comes the evil
   With him you could sing a song
   Hey man, here comes the evil
   I'm sure you could make a hell of a row
   When I go with him,
   then I don't know where I'm going.
   Hey man, says the evil
   I'm taking home my trusty steed
   Hey man, says the evil stay high,
   say hi to the night for me
   When I go with him,
   then I don't know where I'm going.
   Check it out here comes Eugene
   in a funky plastic form
   Check it out here comes Eugene
   and he's dying for a liquor store
   When I go with him, t hen I don't know where I'm going.
   Hey man, waddaya say
   we drink a couple of hot shots of whatever.
   Hey, and get a handle on that chick problem of yours.
   Just sink me "Bottle up & Go".
   Hey man, don't worry, the night will take care of you.