Well, if you want someone to tear your world apart
   Someone who will give it evrything she's got
   If you wanna learn to cry, I recommend her
  
   If you want someone who's really qualified, guaranteed broken heart every time
   If you wanna learn to cry, don't let this chance pass you by
   I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you
  
   She's had plenty of experience along this line, oh so many times
   She's torn apart this heart of mine, it's fascinating, the way she operates
   She'll put you down when you think you're finally getting someplace
   I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you, yes I do
  
   If you want your dreams to end before they begin
   someone who will ruin your life, and then laugh while you cry
   Don't let this chance pass you by
   I recommend this girl to you, I recommend this girl to you
   I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her, I recommend her....