He love your sexy body, he loves your dirty mind
   He loves when you hold him when you grab him from behind
   Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing
   I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang
  
   You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
   If you need you oil changed I'll do it for you free
   Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
   If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine
  
   Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end
   His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
   Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat
   But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat
  
   He love your sense of humor, your disposition too
   There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
   Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees
   Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
  
   Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
   You go to the airport now and I'm going home to cry
  
   (Chorus)
   He loves your...
   Electric dumplings
   Red bell peppers
   Fuel injection
   Service charge
   Five-speed gearbox
   Long indurance
   Quest for junk food
   Big refrigerator
   Trembling wilbury
   Marble earrings
   Porky curtains
   Power steering
   Bottled water
   Parts and services
  
   (Bridge)
   Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world