Tell me what you like, I'll print it all
   You need laughs, 'cause you don't need misery
   Just tell me what you need, I'll tell it all
   Screw the facts, I can give you fantasy
  
   Chorus:
   My magazine, I'm talking about my magazine...
  
   Just tell me what you want, I print it all
   You need help, it's a sick society
   Just tell me what you need, I sell it all
   Who needs friends, I'm collecting enemies
  
   Repeat Chorus