If God was a woman with long blonde hair
   Would you kneel at her altar and offer her prayer
   Could she be your addiction
   Could she make you sin
   If God was a woman and you were her man
  
   If God was a woman would you be impressed
   If she showed up in high heels and a pretty red dress
   Would you make a donation or would you draw the line
   Would you yield to temptation or savour her wine
  
   CHORUS
   If God was a woman she'd come like an angel
   Or a devil in disguise
   When she left in the morning
   Would you lose your religion or kiss your faith goodbye
   goodbye
   If God was a woman
  
   If God was a woman tell me who could we blame
   Would she make Jesus righteous or completely insane
   If God was a woman would she kiss and tell
   Would we wind up in heaven or would we all burn in hell
  
   CHORUS
   and you were her man, yeah
  
   SOLO
  
   CHORUS
  
   If God was a woman
   If God was a woman
   If God was a woman
   We'd all burn in hell
  
   If God was a woman, woman, woman, woman
   If God was a woman tell me who would we blame
   If God was a woman
   If God was a woman
   She'd drive us insane, yeah