Willie Billie, Willie Billie Where you gonna go
   Say Willie Billie, Willie Billie Where you gonna go
   Willie Billie, Willie Billie Where you gonna go
   When your bill is not playing playing
  
   Willie was a musical guy playing a nose that almost touched the sky
   He waited to go on an audition to play for Rednex
   But did he play well - no no no
   Did he rock the bill - no no no
  
   Willie Billie...
  
   Where you gonna go
   Where you gonna go Oh Willie
   Where you gonna go
   To play your giant nose
  
   When he was about to perform madly
   He caught a cold before badly
   And sprayed us like a waterfall sadly
   And said now I will - go go go
   Me and my bill - go go go
  
   Willie Billie...
  
   Where you gonna go...