Have you heard the story of Bottleneck Bob
   tried to rob a train with cattle
   He laid in ambush above the hills
   early Sunday morning
  
   He blew the tracks to smithereens
   with the biggest blast you've ever seen
   and the cattle ran all over the place
   and there was Bob with the longest face
  
   Chorus: Bottleneck Bob is riding fast
   wanted by the law for the freight train blast
   the sheriff and his men is a big bad mob
   and they're chasing poor old Bottleneck Bob
  
   And the cattle ran back in to town
   where all was peace and quiet
   but when the people saw the herd
   they surely caused a riot
  
   The cattle smashed the bank in flakes
   just like the worst of robbers
   and the sheriff scratched his head and wondered
   where to put them all
  
   Chorus