When he was 20 he started a riot
   He had so much charisma he couldn't keep quiet
   And the girls all know but they're not telling
   My best friend's sister she's always rebelling
   And you know you really should go
   Cause if you stay, you'll find another way
   And I know that you know too much
   Much too much
   Just a little too much
   That's much too much
  
   I'll tell you my tale, listen if you can
   It's just the story of a very lonely man
   And everything I ever tried to sneak past you
   You caught me out darling, well done for you
  
   Cause now you know you really should go
   Cause if you stay, you'll find another way
   And I know that you know too much
   Much too much
   Just a little too much
   That's much too much
  
   I'll tell you my tale, it's getting near the end
   Once we were lovers, but now we're just friends
   And every little lie I tried to sneak past you
   You caught me out darling, well done for you
  
   Cause now you know you really should go
   Cause if you stay, you'll find another way