[Bobby]Two of a kind, for your information, we're two of a kind
   [Johnny] Two of a kind, it's my observation, we're two of a kind
   [Bobby] Like peas in a pod
   [Johnny] And birds of a feather
   [Both] Alone or together, you'll find
   [Both] That we are two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind
   [Johnny] What's so wrong thinkin' life is a song and reachin' for a star?
   [Bobby] Who's to say if we're goin' the whole way? At least we got this far
   [Johnny] Sharin' our lives, our vittles, and viands, we're two of an ilk
   [Bobby] Say, what if we've got rare Chateaubriands or crackers and milk?
   [Johnny] Makin' it plain
   [Bobby] Explainin' it fully
   [Both] We're similarly inclined, because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a
   Kind
  
   [Brief Instrumental]
  
   [Johnny] Two of a kind, when he's out of rhythm, I'm singin' off key
   [last word IS sung off key]
   [SPOKEN by Bobby] "I never heard you do that, John"
   [Bobby] Hey, never you mind, 'cause I'm stickin' with 'im to C above C
   [Johnny] They're easy for me
   [Both] Oh, need we explain, when he warbles sweetly I'm flat and completely behind
   [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind
   [Johnny] I get kicks when I meet the cute chicks who hang around this lad
   [Bobby] And especially when they whisper to me "Hey, honey, who's your Dad?"
   [Johnny] Two of a sort
   [Bobby] Like two pomegranates from off the same tree
   [Johnny] I'm with ya, sport, whatever you're plannin' its-a goes double with me
   [SPOKEN by Bobby] "It's-a goes double with you, huh?"
   [SPOKEN by Johnny] "Yeah"
   [Bobby] I've got a terrible thought
   [Johnny] Most frankly upsetting
   [Both] And yet we are getting resigned
   [Both] To being two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind
   [Johnny] We're two of a kind
   [Both] We like workin' single or workin' in two's
   [Bobby] Keep us in mind, give us a jingle, we got taps on our shoes
  
   [Spoken by Johnny] "We'll dance!! "
   [Both] We're both of us like the Tower Of Pisa
   [Bobby] I'm a leaner like he's-a inclined
   [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind
   [Both] Because we're two-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo-oo-oo, oo of a kind