I'd like to get away, Junior
   Somewhere alone with you
   It could be oh, so gay, Junior
   You need a laugh
   Or two
   A certain place I know, Frankie
   Where funny people can have fun
   That's where the two will go,
   Darling
   Before you can count up
   One, two, three. For ...
   There's a small hotel
   With a wishing well
   I
   Wish that we were there together
   There's a bridal suite
   One room bright and neat
   Complete for us to
   Share together
   Looking through the window
   You can see a distant steeple
   Not a sign of people -- who
   Wants people?
   When the steeple bell says,
   "Good night, sleep well,"
   We'll thank the small hotel
   Together
   We'll creep into our little shell
   And we will thank the small hotel together