[Linda]
   He was a cutie - I admit I used to care.
   But it's my duty to myself to take the air.
   I won't prevent you from eloping if you wish
   May I present you with this tasty dish
  
   Take him, you don't have to pay for him
   Take him, it's free
   Take him, I won't make a play for him
   He's not for me.
   He has no head to think with
   True, that high heart is asleep.
   But he has eyes to wink with.
   You can have him cheap.
   Keep him and just for the lure of it
   Marry him too.
   Keep him, for you can be sure of it
   He can't keep you.
   So take my old jalopy
   Keep him from falling apart.
   Take him, but don't ever take him to heart.
  
   [Vera]
   Thanks little mousey, for the present and all that
   But in this housy, I would rather keep a rat
   Only a wizard could reform that class of males
   They say a lizard can not change his scales.
  
   Take him, I won't put a price on him
   Take him, he's yours
   Take him, pajamas look nice on him.
   But how he snores!
   Thought he is well adjusted
   Certain things make him a wreck.
   Last year his arm was busted
   Reaching for a check.
   His thoughts are seldom consecutive
   He just can't write.
   I know a movie executive
   Who's twice as bright,
   Lots of good luck, you'll need it
   And you'll need aspirin, too
   Take him, but don't ever let him take you.
  
   [Both]
   I hope that things will go well with him;
   I bear no hate.
   All I can say is the hell with him
   He gets the gate.
   So take my benediction,
   Take my old benedict, too
   Take him away, it's too good to be true.