Behold the way our fine feathered friend,
   His virtue doth parade
   Thou knowest not, my dim-witted friend
   The picture thou hast made
   Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair
   Conceal thy good intent
   Thou noble upright truthful sincere,
   And slightly dopey gent
   You're my funny valentine,
   Sweet comic valentine,
   You make me smile with my heart.
   Your looks are laughable, un-photographable,
   Yet, you're my favorite work of art.
   Is your figure less than Greek?
   Is your mouth a little weak?
   When you open it to speak, are you smart?
   But, don't change a hair for me.
   Not if you care for me.
   Stay little valentine, stay!
   Each day is Valentine's Day
   Is your figure less than Greek?
   Is your mouth a little weak?
   When you open it to speak, are you smart?
   But, don't change a hair for me.
   Not if you care for me.
   Stay little valentine, stay!
   Each day is Valentine's Day