The sleepless nights - the daily fights
   The quick toboggan - when you reach the heights
   I miss the kisses - and I miss the bites
   I wish I were in love again
   The broken dates - the endless waits
   The lovely loving - and the hateful hates
   The conversation - with the flying plates
   I wish I were in love again
   No more pain - no more strain
   Now I'm sane - but I would rather be punched - drunk
   The pulled out fur - of cat and cur
   The fine mismating - of a him and her
   I've learned my lesson - but I wish I were
   In love again
   The furtive sigh - the blackened eye
   The words: "I love you - 'til the day I day"
   The self deception - that believes the lie
   I wish I were in love again
   When love congeals - it soon reveals
   The faint aroma - of performing seals
   The double-crossing - of a pair of heals
   I wish I were in love again
   No, no more care - no, no despair
   Now I'm all there (now) - but I'd rather be puncdrunk
   Believe me sir - I much prefer
   The classic battle - of a him and her
   I don't like quiet - and I wish I were
   In love again - in love again - in love again