After one whole quart of brandy
   Like a daisy, I'm awake
   With no Bromo-Seltzer handy
   I don't even shake
   Men are not a new sensation
   I've done pretty well I think
   But this half-pint imitation
   Put me on the blink
   I'm wild again, beguiled again
   A simpering, whimpering child again
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   Couldn't sleep and wouldn't sleep
   When love came and told me, I shouldn't sleep
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   Lost my heart, but what of it
   He is cold I agree
   He can laugh, but I love it
   Although the laugh's on me
   I'll sing to him, each spring to him
   And long, for the day when I'll cling to him
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   He's a fool and don't I know it
   But a fool can have his charms
   I'm in love and don't I show it
   Like a babe in arms
   Love's the same old sad sensation
   Lately I've not slept a wink
   Since this half-pint imitation
   Put me on the blink
   I've sinned a lot, I'm mean a lot
   But I'm like sweet seventeen a lot
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   I'll sing to him, each spring to him
   And worship the trousers that cling to him
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   When he talks, he is seeking
   Words to get, off his chest
   Horizontally speaking, he's at his very best
   Vexed again, perplexed again
   Thank God, I can be oversexed again
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - am I
   Wise at last, my eyes at last,
   Are cutting you down to your size at last
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more
   Burned a lot, but learned a lot
   And now you are broke, so you earned a lot
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more
   Couldn't eat, was dispeptic
   Life was so hard to bear
   Now my heart's antiseptic
   Since you moved out of there
   Romance, finis. Your chance, finis.
   Those ants that invaded my pants, finis.
   Bewitched, bothered and bewildered - no more