When the world is a monster
   Bad to swallow you whole
   Kick the clay that holds the teeth in
   Throw your trolls out the door
   If you're needing inspiration
   Philomath is where I go by dawn
   Lawyer Jeff he knows the lowdown
   He's mighty bad to visit home
  
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
  
   When your hands are feeling empty
   Stick head jumpin off the ground, 'round
   Tris is sure to shirr the deers out
   Brother Ray can sing my song
  
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
  
   Hands down, Calechee bound
   Landlocked kiss the ground
   Dirt of seven continents going round and round
   Go on ahead Mr. Citywide hypnotized, suit and tied
   Gentlemen, testify
  
   If your world is a monster
   Bad to swallow you whole
   Philomath they know the lowdown
   Throw your trolls out the door
  
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
   Can't get there from here
   I've been there I know the way
  
   Thank you, Ray.