Sitting on a corner watching half the world go by
   Thinking something ‘long the lines of whisky and rye
   Rolling to the left, rolling to my right
   Well, anybody out there wanna help me?
   Looking at a picture of the trouble-and-strife
   Even got a picture of the Queen
   Getting back to thinking ‘bout the secrets of life
   Will I ever find another? No, it’s just a dream
  
   Walking round in circles, oh I must have walked a mile
   Trying to imagine I was putting on my style
   Rolling to the left, rolling to my right
   Can’t you see I’m going along the wrong lines?
   Searching for the person with a shoulder to cry on
   Calling out to almost anyone
   Have you got a secondary bed I could lie on
   You’d better watch your step or you’ll be first in line
  
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell on earth is wrong with you?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell am I supposed to do?
  
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell on earth is wrong with you?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell am I supposed to do?
  
   Cutting back to visions taken from the silver screen
   Believing I was someone I had never been
   Rolling to my left, rolling to my right
   Surprised the motion picture is in black and white
   Sitting here alone is how it’s gonna be
   Will my lucky star ever shine on me?
   I guess it’s not a problem, that’s the way it’s meant to be
   Oh, it’s never been a problem, it’s never been a problem to me
  
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell on earth is wrong with you?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell am I supposed to do?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell on earth is wrong with you?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell am I supposed to do?
   Woh-oh-oh, baby, baby, baby, what the hell on earth is wrong with you?
   Baby, baby, baby, what the hell am I supposed to do?
   Woh-oh-oh, baby, baby, baby