I got two black eyes
   a nasty cut on my nose
   a real funny feeling
   from my head to my toes
   but does she care
   no she don't care
   no she don't care
   but she loves me just the same
  
   blind date, overweight
   made me late, I couldn't navigate
   red wine, white wine
   rise and shine I got to draw the line
  
   black jack clap trap
   any kind of flap trap
   big mac, lookin' back
   giggin' burt bacharch oh
  
   we're in a black limousine
   and onto a plane
   into the hotel
   missin' breakfast again
   but does she care
   no she doesn't care
   no she doesn't care
   but she loves me just the same
  
   contemplate my watergate
   two and eight, I didn't hesitate
   day time, night time
   underline, I gotta draw the line
  
   black jack clap trap
   any kind of flap trap
   big mac, lookin' back
   diggin' burt bacharach oh