"CALMLY, LIKE A RAZOR
  I GOT US ON THE DOOR,"
  OR "I GOT A TAPE OF 'CLERKS'
  SOMEONE LEFT THE NIGHT BEFORE."
    SO I GO OVER LATER,
  YOU'RE SITTING IN THAT CHAIR
  SMOKING ON YOUR CIGARETTE
  FINGERING YOU HAIR
    SO I GET DRUNK AND STONED,
  EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND.
    TWENTY-NINE AND AIMLESS
  YOU BARTEND DOWN ON FOURTH
  YOUR PARENTS PAY INSURANCE
  AND THE PARSON'S AUDIT COURSE
    OVER-SCHOOLED AND UNINSPIRED
  A TRUST FUND UP YOUR NOSE
  ALL THAT WASTED TALENT BUT, UH
  AIN'T THAT HOW IT ALWAYS GOES?
    SO I GET DRUNK AND STONED,
  EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND.
  YEAH, YEAH YEAH
    SO LONG ALISON FOLEY
  SO LONG, BYE-BYE
    (COME UP HIGHER, TAKE A STEP HIGHER)
  SOMETIMES YOU UNDERSTAND
  THE REASONS HOW YOU WENT ASTRAY
  BUT LEAST OF ALL THE ANSWER,
  THAT IT HURTS TO WATCH YOU WASTE AWAY.
    SO I GET DRUNK AND STONED,
  EVERY TIME YOU COME AROUND.
  YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
    SO LONG, ALISON FOLEY
  SO LONG, BYE-BYE