I have no reason to lie to her
   I’ve been a pig
   I'm a coward out of character
   Here's what I did
   I stole money from out of her purse
   Then I got drunk
   And just to make matters worse
   I then fell in love
   Is it too late to unload that gun
   Is it too late to change her mind
   Is it too late to kick me in the teeth
   Is it too late, knock them down my throat
   Hope I choke on them forever this time
   Is it too late, is it too late, is it too late
  
   Now my cards are all on the table
   My fish is cooked
   Now someone else has rocked my cradle
   Funeral's been booked
   I feel so rotten to have done this
   But now it’s been done
   And drink was my only accomplice
   And we fell in love
  
   I have no reason to lie again
   Once is enough
   I played my best hand and lost the game
   Losing is tough
   I barked and wagged my tail in the air
   I got off the lead
   I had all the fun of the fair
   That I'll ever need