If I didn't love you I'd hate you
   Watching you play in the bath
   A soap suds stickle back navy
   A scrubbing brush landing craft
   Your skin gets softer and warmer
   I pat you down with a towel
   Tonight it's love by the fire
   My mind goes out on the prowl
   If I If I If I If I If I
  
   If I didn't love you I'd hate you
   I'm playing your stereogram
   Singles remind me of kisses
   Albums remind me of plans
   Tonight it's love by the fire
   The wind plays over the coals
   Passionate looks are my fancy
   But you turn the look into stone
  
   If I didn't love you
   Would you sit and glow by the fire
   If I didn't love you
   Would you make me feel so
   Maybe love me
   Oh if I didn't love you
  
   If I didn't love you I'd hate you
   Cocoa mugs sit side by side
   It's time to poke at the fire
   But it's not tonight
   Looks I find
   Taking a bite on a biscuit
   The record jumps on a scratch
   Tonight it's love by the fire
   The door of your love's on the latch
  
   If I, if I, if I
   Didn't, didn't, didn't
   Love you, love you, love you