You're like a spot on a neck
   You're like a bounce in a cheque
   You're like a rip in a parachute
   You're like a scratch on a face
   You're like a suicide case
   Like a hippy playing the spoons - you're a jerk boy
   You're like a skid in the pants
   You're like an actor at Cannes
   You're like a car with a broken hose
   You're like a coffee that's cold
   You're like a joke that's been told
   You're like a model with a broken nose - you're a jerk boy
   Rool Britannia
   Britannia rules the waves
  
   You're like a girl with pink eyes
   You're like a loser that tries
   You're like a dose from a day on the broads
   You're like a one armed miner
   You're like a mirror designer
   You're like a day in the life of a lord - you're a jerk boy
  
   Rool Britannia
   Britannia rules the waves
  
   You're like a spot on a neck
   You're like a bounce in a cheque
   You're like a skid in the pants
   You're like an actor at Cannes
   You're like a girl with pink eyes
   You're like a loser that tries
   You're like a scratch on a face
   You're like a suicide case
   You're like a coffee that's cold
   Just like a joke that's been told
   You're a jerk boy
  
   Rool Britannia
   Britannia rules the waves