Like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand
   She wouldn't take a hi from me the average man
   Funny what money can do to people
   But she had a light that had sparked up her evil
   Trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high
   Shouldn't be my subject but I felt like I should try
   Funny what drink can do for soldiers
   Well she must into men a little bit older
  
   Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show
   And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me
   Hung over in my tree?
   I saw the sun shine bright in front of......
  
   Trying to get her dancing was not an easy job
   She made out like Houdini when I said do you bop
   Funny what rhythm does it kills me
   Like champagne women only seem to spill me
   Trying to get the picture, I settled down to a drink
   When up came Cinderella, so what was I to think
   Funny how these shoes fit a dragon
   Well she's like the sharks that you get in Manhattan
  
   Funny how it goes -- how money steals the show
   And all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me
   Hung over in my tree?
   I saw the sun shine bright in front of.....