I knew that I had drunk too much
   I had passed my drink degree
   I climbed into my rented car
   I was happy as could be
   Then I pulled out of the driveway
   And the lights began to blur
   Within a mile the car was stopped
   By a police officer - she said
   "Did you see the light was red?
   Did you see the light at all?"
   Then I fell into her open arm
   And that's all that I recall
   I knew that I had danced before
   But it never made the news
   Surprised to find my two left feet
   In John Travolta's shoes
   I hogged the space around a girl
   I found so full of verve
   Then I moved in slowly for the kill
   And watched her body swerve,
   She said "did you know I'm not impressed
   With the way you dance at all"
   Then I fell into her open arms
   And that's all that I recall
  
   Blacked out and wasted
   I had to be persuaded
   With my view a little jaded
   That I was about to go
   Down like a domino
  
   I knew that I had said too much
   But tact was not my way
   Tears were on her bottom lip
   She had nothing more to say except
   "Did you know this love we have
   has made me feel so small"
   then I fell into her open arms
   and that's all that I recall