Hey, Mr. Funny Face I was just wondering
   What are you thinking?
   Hey, Mr. Funny Face I was just wondering
   What are you feeling?
   Walking down the street
   And everyone is staring at you
   Pointing their fingers as you walk on by
   And if you'd stop to speak well they'll soon be laughing at you
   Having their fun just trying to make you cry
   Mr. Funny Face
  
   Maybe I'm a shallow man 'cause I was just thinking
   Maybe I'm a shallow man 'cause I was just thinking
   If I was walking down the street
   And everyone was staring at me
   Pointing their fingers as I walked on by
   And If I stopped to speak and everyone was laughing at me
   I'd probably turn my head, run and hide
  
   But no you don't run, and you don't hide
   You just stand proud as you look them in the eye
   No you don't run, and you don't cry
   You just smile and say hello, and then you turn and wave goodbye
   Mr. Funny Face
  
   Dream the dream it's a good dream yes it seems
   Everything you've done to me
   'Cause I see the way you hold yourself
   Amongst all the world's adversity
   Because there's a tear that leaves me everytime
   I see all the thing they've done to you
   'Cause I know how you must feel inside
   But I know my heart and I know I tried
  
   No you don't run, no you don't hide
   You just stand proud as you look them in the eye
   No you don't, and you don't cry
   You just smile and say hello, and then you turn and wave goodbye
   Mr. Funny Face
  
   Mr. Funny Face
   Mr. Funny Face