Johnny was a man
   Bad bad man
   Baddest man in all the land
   Badder he was
   Than Old Man Sam
  
   We're all here
   Drinking beer
   Drinking beer without a care
   Drinking beer
   Without a care!
  
   I saw Johnny Cash
   Saw Johnny Cash and he was smashed
   Johnny Cash, Johnny Cash
   He was smashed
  
   Elvis was big and fat
   Was big and fat, so how about that?
   Big and fat, so how about that?
   How about that?
  
   Rock and roll
   Rock and roll
   Rock and rock and rock and roll
   Rock and roll, Rock and roll
  
   Now it's time for us to go
   Time to go so don't be slow
   Don't be slow, time to go
   Time to go, rock and roll