Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
  
   Hello, everybody, this is Russell
   Right before I sing I'm gonna make a muscle
   Now that's out of my system
   Here's some Munchen wisdom
  
   They're cool and they know it
   Don't drool or you'll blow it
  
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
  
   All they like is sex and sitcoms
   Try to be suave, they'll kick you in the bonbons
   Medic, Medic, Medic, Medic
   There goes my athletics
  
  
   I'm bananas over
   I'm bananas over
  
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women
  
   Order in the court and here's the charges
   Under the influence of Wacky Women
   How do you plead, quit making muscles
   "Guilty, Guilty"
  
   Have mercy you honor
   Show compassion you honor
   My feelings are genuine
   Don't take me away from them
   Don't take me away from them
   Wack Wack Wacky Wacky Women