Harry, it's good of you to stay
   Hear every word I say
   And not just duck away
  
   God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
   Barkeep, how 'bout some ice
   Hey, Harry sit back down
   Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
  
   They all look good after three or four,
   So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
   of anything, no more of anything
   Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
  
   For months, for years,
   Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
   And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
   So that he'll grow
  
   Harry, it's really rough at home
   I've caught her on the phone
   Hey, who's that on the phone?
   Oh, that's no one dear,
   The standard sort of line
   Harry, you know me well,
   You know that I'm not blind
   Hey, you ain't been drinking
   Don't you know I'm buying?
  
   They all taste good after three or four
   So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
   of anything, no more of anything
   Drink Harry, drink 'til you can't drink no more
  
   How well I know
   Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
   And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
   So that he'll grow
  
   God, the room is spinning round
   Hey, drive me home old pal
   God, you sure get around
   Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
   Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
   Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more
  
   It's all so good after three or four
   It's all so good after three or four
   It's all so good after three or four
  
   So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
   of anything, no more of anything
   Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til we can't drink no more
  
   How well I know
   Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
   And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
   So that he'll grow into a man
  
   So let's drink Harry, drink 'til we can't see no more, etc