Man, there's never been a girl like this
   That's not Nastassia
   What an influential little miss
   That's not Nastassia
   Imitation is a form of flattery, I'm told
   She is getting flattered where it's hot and where it's cold
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
  
   She is on the news again tonight
   That's not Nastassia
   Someone looking like her stole a bike
   That's not Nastassia
   Maby it's a fad, a sort of modern Hula Hoop
   Still, it's of their own free will, no one has been duped
   That's not Nastassia, etc
  
   What a sense of power to have sway around the world
   What a sense of power to control a billion girls
   Change your hair style, they change theirs
   Change your nail style, they change theirs
   That's not Nastassia
  
   Presidental wives and topless maids
   That's not Nastassia
   More or less identically the same
   That's not Nastassia
   If I wasn't masculine, I would join the craze
   Dye my hair and take on those Nastassianic ways
  
  
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's Nastassia
  
   That's not Nastassia
   That's Nastassia
  
   Now she wants some anonymity
   That's not Nastassia
   And all the rest want anonymity
   That's not Nastassia
   She should just forget it, it's a carbon copy world
   When she starts to fade away, everyone will fade
  
  
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's Nastassia
   That's not Nastassia
   That's Nastassia, etc.