Well my pad is very messy
   And there's whiskers on my chin
   And I'm all hung up on music
   And I always play to win
   I ain't got no time for lovin'
   Cause my time is all used up
   Just to sit around creatin'
   All that groovy kind of stuff.
   I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so
   I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so.
  
   Well if I had my choice of matter
   I would rather be with cats
   All engrossed in mental chatter
   Moving where our minds are at
   And relating to each other
   Just how strong our wills can be
   I'm resisting all involvement
   With each groovy chick we see
  
   Well I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so
   I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so.
  
   I got to keep my image
   While suspended from a throne
   That looks out upon a kingdom
   Full of people all unknown
   Who imagine I'm not human
   And my heart is made of stone
   I never had no problems
   And my toilet's trimmed with chrome
  
   I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so.
   I'm a man
   Yes I am
   And I can't help
   But love you so.