Fog matters to you and me, but it can't touch Sherlock Holmes
   Dogs bark and he knows their breed
   And knows where they went last night
   Knows their masters too
   Oh baby, hold me tight
  
   Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
   Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
   Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
  
   Stay, don't give me that same old act
   I can call in Sherlock Holmes
   He'll want your biography, and pictures of you in lace
   And satin looking great
   Oh baby, hold me tight
  
   Spend the night with Sherlock Holmes
   Hold me tight like Sherlock Holmes
   Just pretend I'm Sherlock Holmes
  
   Do you want to have fun
   Do you want a good time
   Do you want me to laugh
   Do you want me to cry
   Do you want me to dance
   Do you want me to sing
   Do you want me to joke
   Should I be more like him
   Oh yeah
  
   I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
   I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
   But can't be Sherlock Holmes
   Oh yeah
  
   I can dance like Sherlock Holmes
   I can sing like Sherlock Holmes
   But can't be Sherlock Holmes