I'll grab the sun and the moon
   I'll hold the world in my hand
   These things are easy for me
   I can't make you understand
  
   Pulling rabbits out of a hat
   All I get is polite applause
   Applause, applause, applause, applause
  
   Marvel at heaven and hell
   Gasp at the Champs-Elysées
   Raise the Titanic and then
   I see you turning away
  
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   Entertaining, that's the word I get from you
   Entertaining, and then you bid a fond adieu
   Well, adieu
  
   I'll make a pauper a king
   I'll turn your water to wine
   These things are easy for me
   How come I can't change your mind
  
   Chorus