I don't know why you treat me this way
   I'm a sensitive guy and I'm really in pain
   But you're cool to the point of saying "no dice"
   Well, I'll never accept it, never accept it
   Just think it over tonite
   Just think it over for one more nite (oh)
  
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   Please baby please
   Can't ya treat me better
   Please baby please
   Can't ya treat me better
  
   I've been making a fool of myself
   As the corniest guy in all of L.A.
   Sending flowers and candy, the things I detest
   But I gotta impress you, gotta impress you
   All the things that I've tried
   Are all the things that I once despised (oh)
  
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   No one's worth all the stuff I go through
   Only you, only you, only you, only you
   You no speakee the language when I get near
   And I'm losin' it fast, I'm gettin' weird
  
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