Tropical air helps us harvest all year
   And serves to promote the vitamin C content
   In turn yielding greater demand
  
   Pineapple: Got to send a case to the city jail
   The warden likes it because it won't conceal
   Any sort of handmade weapons
   That are baked right into their buns
   And the taste is delectable
   But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout
   Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need
   Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
   Pineapple: if in us you confide
  
   Got a contract for all of the schools
   They will use it for all of their meals
   Sure, the kids will throw it real far
   'Cause it ain't a milk chocolate bar
   But you know it don't stain so bad
   But won't the fling it at a friend and then shout
   Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me
   Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin C
   Pineapple: fulfills every need
   Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
   Pineapple: for the English at tea
   Pineapple: to the Siamese twins
   Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned
  
   Ship some to the Alpine skiing team
   The coach won't have to worry 'bout the calories
   Sure it ain't strudel (they're nice)
   But it helps your balance on ice
   Puts you back on the winning trail
  
   But don't the players moan and groan and then shout:
   Pineapple: we get it every old night
   Pineapple: but we're winning all right
   Pineapple fulfills every need
   Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
   Pineapple: if in us you confide
   Pineapple fulfills every need
   Pineapple: upward trends are foreseen
   Pineapple: so invest in Big P
   Pineapple fulfills every need
   Pineapple: and the tins can be used
   Pineapple: for anything that you choose
   Pineapple, pineapple
  
   We'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air
   Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife
   So visit our factory soon