First I wake up and not shave, not a very pretty day
   Look at the time, it's time to not go out to work today
   I'm not at my best today, I'm not getting dressed today
   Look at the time, it's time to not eat lunch with you today
  
   I'm not fooling when I say I'm not myself any day
   I'm not
   In or out or up or down
   I'm not
   Shutting up or yelling out
  
   I'm not, I'm not
   I'm not buying nothing new and I'm not trying nothing new
   No one makes me feel as though it matters what I do
   I'm not watching my TV and I'm not reading magazines
   And I'm not missing much and that ain't hard for me to see
   You're not my type but you can stay, that's long enough, now go away
  
   I'm not
   In or out or up or down
   I'm not
   Shutting up or yelling out
   I'm not, I'm not, I'm not