You're gonna take a walk in the rain
   And you're gonna get wet
   (I predict)
  
   You're gonna eat a bowl of chow mein
   And be hungry real soon
   (I predict)
   Are my sources correct
   (I predict)
  
  
   They're gonna find the Queen is a man
   But that Philip don't care
   (I predict)
   Lassie will prove that Elvis and her
   Had a fleeting affair
   (I predict)
   Are my sources correct
   Are my sources correct
   Yes I know they're corect
   (I predict)
  
   Men, if you say your prayers
   You'll never lose your hair
  
   L.A. is safe
   Ain't gonna quake
   Ain't gonna quake
   (I predict)
  
   And somebody's gonna die
   But I can't reveal who
   Cold beer will cure a cold
   Cold beer and pretzels, takes care of cancer
   Moscow will march to France
   They'll do the Can-Can Dance
   Don't worry, it'll work out
   Maxim's will throw them out
  
   They're gonna stop Saturday night
   So you better have fun now
   (I predict)
   They're gonna stop having the sun
   So you better get tan now
  
   And this song will fade out
   And this song will fade out
   And this song will fade out
   (I predict)