Burn Atlanta tonight
   Hey, for a buck we could stay here all night
   Long live the Confederate plight
  
   It's history, it drags on and on
   It wasn't my fault it lasted 'til dawn
   Your mammy's got to think like me
   It's praised by the Academy
   And she'd rather Gable than your dad
   So tell her please I'm an innocent lad
   I'm telling her
  
   Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I can't think just what
   We didn't watch a lot
   Gone with the wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I don't know just what
   We didn't catch the plot
   But we could mention that the South might rise again
  
   Cut! Now we want you to fall
   Down the stairs without breaking your fall
   Using no hands at all
   That's fine, now again from the top
   And make sure your face is not seen when you drop
   So what did you do today?
   I fell down the stairs today
   For portraying Vivien Leigh they doubled the basic fee
  
   We're telling you, Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I don't know just what
   They don't tell my type the plot Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I couldn't say just what
   All I did was bruise a lot
   But they mentioned that the South will rise again
  
   The South will rise again they're saying
   But frankly, I don't give a damn
  
   I'm telling you, Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I don't know just what
   Without spoiling the plot
   Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I don't know just what
   We didn't watch a lot
  
   Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I couldn't say just what
   All I did was bruise a lot
   Gone with the Wind
   There's a lot to be said for it
   But I couldn't say just what
   They don't tell my type the plot