I've just come back from England
   With astounding, scientific sort of news
   There exist in England living creatures
   Much the same as me and you.
  
   Sure, it sounds fantastic though,
   But facts are facts most everywhere
   And was it New York, was it Paris, or maybe the coast of Peru
  
   No no no, none of them, it was England
   Yes it was, it was England
   Yes it was, it was England, oh
  
   Atmosphere and weather? Much like ours but with a moister sort of fair.
   Their communication? Much like ours but with a drier sort of fare.
   Reproduction? Good question, quite a big surprise in that it's
   Just like New York, just like Paris, just like the coast of Peru
  
   No no no, me and her, there in England
   Me and her, there in England
   Me and her, there in England, oh
   No no no, lots of fun, there in England
   Lots of fun, there in England
   Lots of fun, there in England, oh
  
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
   England, oh, England...
  
   No no no, lots of fun, there in England
   Lots of fun, there in England
   Lots of fun, there in England
  
   I could tell you doubt me
   That you feel it's just a wild, wild fantasy
   A parallel existence
   Where we thought green monsters really ought to be
  
   Sure, go on and doubt it that
   I dreamed it up but friend I know
   That everywhere is just like England
   Everywhere is just like England
   England's just like everywhere I know
   No no no, everywhere is just like England
   Everywhere is just like England
   England's just like everywhere I know