Think about the places we've had our little fun
   In the church at Christmas, busted by that nun
   Then in that museum, beneath the Mastodon
   Stating our positions on the White House lawn
  
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   All you ever think about is sex
   All you ever think about exclusively
   All you ever think about is sex, all right with me
  
   Say, do you remember the Dodgers and the Mets
   50,000 people saw us and turned red
   I'm still not recovered from Saturday's faux pas
   When your father came home, saw us, and dropped dead
  
   Chorus
  
   In a world of lovers, we don't love each other much
   Fact is, we're too busy to love each other much
  
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