No use in our pretending we don't know what we know
   We know a lot of things
   I know each muscle on your back and every toe
   But you've held out on me, I can tell from your eyes
   Disguising the ace that you hold
  
   I want a big surprise tonite
   A really big surprise tonite
   It's boy meets girl and here we go once again
  
   Where is that Yankee ingenuity
   Somebody told me how the motion picture would end
   I turned and glared at them
   And then I read the way the world was going to end
   With a whimpering sound, not a banging away
   I'm sorry I gave it away
  
   I want a big surprise tonite
   A really big surprise tonite
  
   It's boy meets girl and here we go once again
   I want a big surprise tonite
   A really big surprise tonite
  
   It's boy meets girl and here we go once again
   Where is that Yankee ingenuity
   I want a big surprise tonite
   A really big surprise tonite
   It's boy meets girl and here we go once again
  
   Where is that Yankee ingenuity
   Break the rules and make a fool out of me
   Where is that Yankee ingenuity right now
  
   I want a big surprise tonite
   A really big surprise tonite