I'm always a flop at a top-notch affair,
  but I've still got my health, so what do I care?
  My best ring, alas, is a glass solitaire,
  but I still got my health, so what do I care?
    By fashion and foppery, I'm never discussed.
  Attending the opry, my box would be a bust.
  I never shall have that Park Avenue aire,
  but I'm in such health, why should I care?
    The hip that I shake doesn't make people stare,
  but I got such health, what do I care?
  The sight of my props never stops a thoroughfare,
  but I still got my health, so what do I care?
    Your face is your fortune, so some wise men spoke.
  My face is my fortune, that's why I'm totally broke.
  My ship ain't come in, but I grin while I bear,
  'cause I got my vitamins:
  A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H
  I still have my.
  Got no diamonds, got no wealth.
  I got no men, but I got my health.