What have you got for me this time
   Can you make it sparkle
   Can you make it shine
   Have you got anything brighter
   Something like that but a little bit tighter
   [Chorus]
   Pitchman, Pitchman
   Sell me that Pitchman
   Something I need has slipped my mind
   I've come here to barter
   I've come here to buy
   I've got this town tucked in my back pocket
   I can't seem to stop it
   I just wish I had more time
   I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up
   Will you try to to scratch it
   Don't mark it up
   Ive got a hunger for the things that sparkle
   I've got a thirst for the things that shine
   Everyone a winner
   Everyone amazing
   Everyone a shocker
   Everyone to tantalize
   Don't mark it up!
   Everyone a sure thing
   Everything's tempting
   Everyone must tantalize
   But don't mark it up!
   [Repeat Chorus]