Well I go where they go
   And I know who I wanna know
   We are the "In Set"
   And they don't trip if you're hip
   At the velvet rope off the strip
   We are the "In Set"
   Call me cruel and unkind
   But I'm cool and refined
   Like a robot
  
   [CHORUS]
   If you're not down with us
   You're down below
   Where have you been
   Who do you know
   It's no secret this is our big show
   And we will never let you down
   Never, ever, ever
  
   Well the pond may be big
   But it ain't deep if you dig
   On the inset
   Little fish swim away
   I suggest you go and play
   On the swing set
  
   And I was a junkie way before it was cool
   With that I'll leave you
  
   [CHORUS]
   If you're not down with us
   You're down below
   Where have you been
   Who do you know
   It's no secret this is our big show
   And we will never let you down
   Never, ever, ever
  
   [INSTRUMENTAL]
  
   We're just drivin' this jalopy 'til it grinds to a halt
   And that's our mission
   A Hollywood tradition
  
   [CHORUS]
   If you're not down with us
   You're down below
   Where have you been
   Who do you know
   It's no secret
   This is our big show
  
   If you're not down with us
   You're down below
   Where have you been
   Who do you know
   It's no secret this is our big show
   And we will never let you down
   Never, ever, ever