I wanna try your shoes on
   And wear them for a day
   Learn to talk like you do
   And say what I see
   I'd talk like I knew something
   That everyone wanted to hear
  
   But you're the fonz
  
   The definition of icy
   The measure of what's up
   You could play the tuba
   And everyone would clap
   Well I can play the tuba
   And they all just shake their heads
  
   Cause you're the fonz
  
   I know its over for me
   I know its over
  
   Drove my car to the floor
   And stood at the edge
   When I woke up in heaven
   Looked down and no one cared
   But when you pulled your own trigger
   They all gathered around to watch
  
   Cause you're the fonz