Road man driving in the road van
   He's got to beat the clock to the next town
   Road man driving in the road van
   I set up the sound system for the band
   Road man slow it down
   And you will get there safe and sound
   He says no no no the show must go on
   Road man driving like a mad man
   Breaking land speed records in the van
   Road man he don't mind police man
   Leaving a trail of ripped up citations
   Chorus
   Road man heavy load
   He's got to stop and smell the rose
   Road man he says no go
   I've got to be the king of the road
   Road man didn't see the train man
   Until it was too late to slow the van
   Meanwhile the band is waiting for the Road man
   Who was crushed by his beloved sound system
   Chorus