Neighbor called my landlord
   She said that she was pissed
   Up all night making noise
   And she cant get no rest
   She said we was running a flop house
   Full of thieves and thugs
   Musicians and hooligans and we were all on the drugs
   So she got bent and raised the rent
   Said it would only take one more
   Phone call from my whiny neighbor
  
   What's up with my neighbor
   What's it gonna take to get a break
   She's got us tiptoeing around in fear
   Church mice at st leos down my street
   Have moved so far away
   She has sent them packing and running scared
   How much more does she think we will take
  
   Maybe some day when I'm old and fat and bored
   I'll understand why my neighbors making my life hell
   I cant even watch tv or sneeze or fart cant even breathe
   For fear my landlord will come and ring my bell
   How much more does she think we will pay
  
   No more flop house no more fun
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   Shooting cans with bb guns
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   She says these punks have to go
   I think were gonna get the old heave ho
  
   Neighbor called my landlord
   It was a sunday afternoon
   She couldn't hear the tv set
   We were having a bbq
   We were listening to louis prima
   And drinking meisterbrau
   If she would have come and talked it over
   And she wasn't a lazy cow
   So she got bent and raised the rent
   Said it would only take one more
   Phone call from my whiny neighbor
  
   Maybe someday when I'm jaded
   9 to 5 at a job I hate
   I'll come home and razz my neighbors too
   But id have clever strategy
   And catch them when the rent is late
   And all the other bills are overdue
   After all this is the neighborly way
  
   No more music no more fun
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   Barbecues in the sun
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   She says that these punks must go
   I think were gonna get the old heave ho
  
   Don't even hide the dog
   Or put the bong away
   We don't want to live here anyway
  
   Neighbor called my landlord
   She said we didn't care
   The lawn is dead
   Dogs and cats are stinking everywhere
   She said we had crazy parties every night
   The yard is littered with bottles and cans
   Skateboards and bikes
   She didn't get bent
   Didn't raise the rent
   We only got a note that read
   In 30 days well get the old heave ho
  
   No more music no more fun
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   Barbecues in the sun
   I've got a whiny neighbor [x2]
   She says that these punks must go
   I think were gonna get the old heave ho