Yr the thrill of a million
   walking down the sidewalk
   feel like an alarm clock
   woke up and dressed up
   don't look like a t-shirt
   I feel just like a donut
   come and take the trash out
   what's the use of crying
   don't look like a bummer
   feel just like a burger
   can I make him like me
   do you feel like I do
   don't look like a slip skirt
   I feel just like a poser
   I don't look like an angel
   I GUESS I'll put some jeans on
   make my lips look redder
   true you still look better
  
   this is for Lisa
  
   ran away to the west
   faxed my mom for the test
   couldn't stay for the rest
   then I met him Jess
   he is just the best
   we kissed right under a tree
   I felt so salty free
   I felt so salty free
   I felt nothing like me
  
   I felt so s-a-lty free
  
   [Tape]
   all your dreams will come true, all my dreams came true
   but now, I have a bunch of other dreams, ta-dum-dum
   it's gotta be hot hot (?)
  
   [Kim]
   I felt so s-a-lty free