Andrew's a starfighter pilot
   He can get high in his jet
   Tells me about all his women
   He can get any I'll bet
   Andrew's a starfighter pilot
   He knows all the girls in the world
   He's better than James Kirk ir Tweeky
   I cradle his picture at night
   You know I'll think of you
   Your picture on the wall
   I would raise my drink to you
   But I'll stay sober just for you
   Andrew's a starfighter pilot
   I watch him on TV each day
   I've got all the toys from his programme
   And all of his past shows on tape