You could get arrested for
   getting your kit off in the street
   How many times have I told you
   It's not polite to meet and greet
   We'll get you home and wash you up
   In a bath of cold coffee
   I only do this cause I love you
   And you can make things easier
   Didn't you hear me when I said
   Not to do this anymore
   I've had enough it's got to stop
   Or I will leave you then we'll see
   If you could handle things yourself
   Without me here to scrape you up
   This is the last time I'll warn you
   Don't make me leave you all alone
   It doesn't matter anyway